即是因为他最爱的是游戏体育集锦

今天太阳球员杰伦-格林将我方40岁女友德拉雅-米歇尔的肖像文到了我方背上。

国际球迷群情激奋，怒其不争，视其为NBA版阿斗：

[–]Sunsz_o_i_n_k_z 7236 points 10 hours ago

We are so cooked bro

太阳球迷：吾命休矣……

[–]AntawnSL 247 points 9 hours ago

Her game is stronger than his. He had no choice.

球迷：她技巧比他许多了，他双手控球无法破紧逼。

We got fleeced for KD. This guy’s bozo the clown.

太阳球迷：KD老儿又戏耍吾等，此赤子是弱智。

[–]Celtics8_bw 233 points 9 hours ago

I'm not saying it's worth it or that this is a good sign at all

But do you know how crazy the sex game gotta be to get a young rich professional basketball player with access to zillions of women tattooing your goddamn face on his back?

凯尔特东谈主球迷：不知这是福是祸！

但你在一个身边八百姻娇的年青富豪背上纹那么一张大B脸，这玩得也太花了吧？

[–]TimberwolvesLameAfro 1116 points 6 hours ago

If you guys dont want him, we can take him off your backs for free, it'll be interesting to see him and Ant on the same floor haha

丛林狼球迷：淌若你们不念念要，咱们不错免费引进，看他和华子同场竞技那确凿乐趣抑止啊。

[–]Super-Maximum-4817 1028 points 6 hours ago

Imagine Ant trying to explain that you’re rich you can just fuck em and tell them to leave, you don’t have to move a 40 year old thirst trap in with you.

His mind will be blown.

球迷：念念象一下华子会解说他：你有的是钱，不错拔d冷凌弃嘛，你干嘛在一棵40岁的枯树上吊死？他的三不雅敬佩会震碎。

[–]SoilMaleficent4757 298 points 9 hours ago

Is that what Ant did? I thought he got them all pregnant

球迷：这是华子吗？我怎样谨记她们都是孕气皆备地走了？

[–]CavaliersOrnery_Penalty_5549 262 points 9 hours ago

He probably fucks 5x more than the ones he gets pregnant

骑士球迷：他睡过的女东谈主中，孕珠率巧合是5中1。

[–]Sunsawmaleg 133 points 9 hours ago

[–]Hawksjumboponcho 2674 points 10 hours ago

I don’t want any sex that makes me do something like this

老鹰球迷：白让我打一p，我也不干这事。

[–]TairyGreene716 745 points 9 hours ago

Maybe just once

球迷：我愿一试。

[–]SunsJG_2214 108 points 9 hours ago

That’s probably what Jalen thought at first too lol.

太阳球迷：杰伦-格林刚启动可能也这样念念的，哈哈哈哈

[–]sashathefearleskitty 133 points 7 hours ago

I was just saying this. The amount of experience that would be put on me this age it would absolutely ruin me as a man. She has generational box and head game. You would be indeed ruined as a man.

球迷：当作过来东谈主我念念说，这会毁了他，她有教授有头脑，敬佩会毁了这个男东谈主。

[–]Knicks14ktgoldscw 210 points 6 hours ago

What a thing to type out.

尼克斯球迷：听君一席话，胜读十年书。

[–]Rocketsi-race-goats 3412 points 10 hours ago

we traded this guy for someone who’s only love is the game

火箭球迷：咱们往复他，即是因为他最爱的是游戏。

[–]BucksFoolishPerformer 1090 points 10 hours ago

And arguing with twitter trolls, don’t forget about that!

雄鹿球迷：还在网上和球迷互喷过，印象太潜入了。

[–]Rockets_MergatroidSkittle 586 points 10 hours ago

That’s the game he was talking about

火箭球迷：这即是他爱驳斥的游戏。

[–]RocketsKingGizzle 608 points 9 hours ago

And who is still younger than Jalen’s gf

火箭球迷：在坐列位谁比风雪哥女友年青？

[–]Eirexxxx 1660 points 10 hours ago

Imagine what him ,Zion, Edward’s etc would be doing if they weren’t good at basketball

球迷：淌若风雪哥、锡安-威廉森和爱德华兹不打篮球，他们颖慧嘛呢？

[–]Timberwolvesnhthelegend 703 points 10 hours ago

They’d be fuckin, that’s for sure

丛林狼球迷：他们敬佩会被活命按在地上摩擦。

[–]NBAayending1 167 points 9 hours ago

Zion would be a mukbang streamer.

球迷：锡安敬佩会成为吃播网红。

[–]needbmw_help 2521 points 10 hours ago

Homie is a real life victim lol

球迷：风雪哥是试验活命受害者，哈哈哈哈。

[–][LAL] Gary PaytonForgotPWAgainSigh 1711 points 10 hours ago

Well if you think that's bad, listen to this: she brought her son to watch an NBA game Jalen was in.

The son is the same age as jalen

湖东谈主球迷：这你就受不光显？她还带我方女儿看过风雪哥比赛呢。

她女儿和风雪哥年事相通大。

[–]DamageAccording5745 904 points 10 hours ago

Sounds like an even worse situation for the son.

球迷：怎样嗅觉她女儿更惨呢？

[–]Timberwolvesnhthelegend 902 points 10 hours ago

Room temp IQ on this guy

丛林狼球迷：这货武艺和室温相通低（20多）

[–]DrFlyAnarcho 953 points 10 hours ago

If I wasn’t certain that this guy is a bust, now I am 100% sure he won’t develop into an all star despite all the physical talent. Just don’t have the brains to be successful in this game.

球迷： 他水没水我还不细则，但他100%不会成为全明星，确凿没脑子，白瞎这躯壳了。

[–]Celticssherpa143 100 points 9 hours ago

Where are his parents? His homies? His agent? Literally anyone.

凯尔特东谈主球迷：他父母呢？昆季一又友？牙东谈主呢？来东谈主救救他吧。

[–]Super-Maximum-4817 474 points 10 hours ago

She is the worst thing that could have happened to this guy.

球迷：她确凿风雪哥的恶梦呀。

[–]Cavaliersmikhailitwithfire 170 points 9 hours ago

Might actually be the first actual Filipino athlete that the Filipino's won't claim.

骑士球迷：这可能是菲律宾东谈主民最不肯意承认的菲律宾知道员。

[–]Celticsbigbootyjuice69 141 points 10 hours ago

Blink twice bro

凯尔特东谈主球迷：风雪哥，淌若被逼的，你就眨眨眼。

开端：Reddit

编译：Aaron体育集锦